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Other girls:
Long hair, tan, too much makeup, Facebook, boyfriends
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Me:
Slicked back hair, lives in opera house, wears a mask to cover horribly disfigured face. I am the phantom of the opera.
Tracks
I think we’re just gonna have to stay secretly in love with each other and leave it at that.
Weeee
(Source: morgmir)
God knows how that looked.
by tisziny
im not even sassy im just an asshole
isn’t it beautiful when you join a new fandom and you’re so confused and it’s so hard to remember the names and then out of nowhere you know everything about everyone you can even tell what they ate for breakfast on 25th october five years ago and you have no idea when this all exactly happened and you just cry because you’re so emotionally involved and you don’t know what to do with your life
(Source: parrillas)
My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.
Oh my God.
Maggey, Jenny, and I are more than ready.
Catherine Tate in the Office 9x24/25
My dog understands the word “No,” so how are you going to tell me teenage boys don’t know the difference between rape and consent?
Nailed it.
“Someone should write a song about that.”
(Source: rheagars)
NBC 2013: The end of two comedy icons—30 Rock and The Office
(Source: whats-on-my-mind-grapes)
(Source: theofficesupplies)
