"Nobody can make me cry in public. I’ll punch them first before they make my mascara smear."
my rides here
My OTPs: April & Andy (Parks & Rec)
my self esteem has two levels
- im a worthless piece of shit who deserves no love
- bow down before bitches i am your queen
baby husky’s first time in the snow
every day putting on my makeup
My sister forgot how to say “turn up the volume” so she said “zoom in on the sound”
Julia Louis-Dreyfus, calling her mom after her Emmy wins in 2012 and 2013.