Toilets in public restrooms are not invincible

Just in case you were wondering what it was like to get inside my head.

I like things.

Love is not a victory march,

it’s a cold and it’s a broken hallelujah

(via betweenacts)

Fanfiction.net:

  • Chances of finding fanfic 100%
  • Chances of finding a good fanfic .0001%
  • Chances of finding a fanfic with good plot 46%
  • Chances of finding a grammatically correct fanfic with good plot .38%
  • Chances of being scarred for life 949,394,932%

Chances of me still reading them for some reason: 1000%

(Source: agent-bartowski, via betweenacts)

Verily! At this moment I have made your acquaintance, and the aforementioned appears ludicrous, nevertheless here are the digits to my telephonic communication device, hence summon my person perchance.